Derrek LeeDespite Lou Piniella’s alleged mandate that all Cub infielders be wrapped in bubble wrap, surrounded in safety foam, and forbidden from diving for baseballs, Derrek Lee somehow managed to play his hardest, GET INJURED, and be traded to the Braves yesterday along with cash for three more young pitchers. Because the Cubs have a lot of young pitchers, see?

Jim Hendry has fleeced a few general managers in his tenure. However, acquiring Lee for Hee Seop Choi was either the best or second-best trade of his reign. Lee was a Gold Glove player at a position that- Well. A position that doesn’t really matter that you have a Gold Glove player playing. But he was really, really good there.

Lee put up a .298/.378/.524 line in seven years with the Cubs. He hit 179 home runs and drove in 574 RBIs. He was around for the Cubs’ back-to-back postseason appearances in 2007 and 2008. He was one of the few Cubs to actually hit during the 2008 playoffs, compiling a .545 batting average, .583 OBP, and .818 OPS during their brief stint.

In 2005, Lee put together arguably the best season by a Cub since Sammy Sosa’s 2001 display. It’s too bad the team was crap.

And that’s, I suppose, how I’ll remember Derrek Lee. A great player. A seemingly good human being. A guy who vetoed a trade to the Angels near his hometown of Sacramento, California a few weeks ago, but then was suddenly willing to accept a trade to the Braves on the other side of the country. A guy who avoided the microphone, except that one time when he bitched about the fans booing. A guy who tried not to be a leader, but then abruptly decided to tell Carlos Zambrano to shut the fuck up. A guy who didn’t really seem to hit a lot in the sporadic times when the Cubs were actually in contention, but who was sure fun to watch during the 2005 season.

Farewell, Derrek. I guess I’ll root for the Braves to represent the National League in the World Series. I’ll never forget that time when you completely destroyed all of my hopes and dreams during the 2003 NLCS.

Regarding Edelweiss’ information about the Lou Piniella mandate, I have to weigh in. I don’t really have any reason to doubt that Edelweiss has insider information. I honestly believe that the Jeff Baker ass-burning story was legitimate. But as I see it, there are only a few ways this alleged story can play out:

  1. Edelweiss is completely full of it, has no insider information, and the story is completely false.
  2. Edelweiss has a friend in the Cubs organization, but that friend is completely full of it, and the story is completely false.
  3. Edelweiss has a friend in the Cubs organization, that friend is telling the truth, and the Cub organization is the biggest pile of shit organization in the history of pile of shit organizations. To assume that story is true, you have to make so many ridiculous assumptions. You have to assume that the Cubs are willing to either intentionally or “unintentionally” throw games in order to boost the value of a player whom they had to BEG the Dodgers to take as a throw-in, anyhow. You have to assume that the front office is directly ordering Lou Piniella on how to manage the team, and that Piniella is willing to accept such orders without just quitting. You have to assume that Lou Piniella is willing to throw away the reputation he built for himself throughout his managerial career for the sake of this disaster of a team. You have to assume that the players were willing to go along with this ludicrous plan, harming both their individual statistics, the statistics of the pitchers behind whom they are playing, and the statistics of the entire team. What I’m saying is that if this story is true, the Cubs have issues so far beyond the contracts of Alfonso Soriano and Carlos Zambrano, that I’m officially embarrassed to be a fan of this joke of a ballclub.