Fourth PlaceWell, here we are. Forty-seven games left. Each one of them more depressing than the last. Why do we go on? For the potential glory of finishing in fourth place with the highest payroll in one of the worst divisions in the National League. THAT’S WHY! Your Roundup tips are like vodka at a family party. Let us round.

That’s all for this week, twerps. Tonight’s destination: Stink Town.

-Sweet Uncle Lou