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They are not excited in LA for Theriot. They even reference the TOOTBLAN. But Wrigleyville23 gets the credit.

@Bad Kermit –

I think part of the reason that TOOTBLAN was created was because the Chicago media and a large number of fans were under the impression that Theriot was a 110% guy who played baseball the “right way.” And there’s no easier to way to disprove that than by showing what an idiot the guy was on the basepaths. He was routinely thrown out on plays that were fundamentally unsound and these TOOTBLANs showed his poor baseball acumen.

Our scrappiness just went down .45 Ecksteins with one fell swoop. Hope you’re happy.

Some times the smallest post are the best. WOOHOO!!!!

Don’t despair of something to satirize just because Theriot is gone. The Cubs will continue to provide fodder for ridicule. If they don’t, you guys seem rather creative. By the way, I have some information for the off-season. Jeff Baker’s other glute has also collapsed, but this is not affecting his play. He will undergo cosmetic surgery on both his cheeks in the off-season. He is in no immediate discomfort, but has lost all of his sitzfleisch. He has been putting foam rubber “falsies” in his sliding shorts.

No, Summerguy, it is no joke, just a sidebar. Apparently the burns went deeper than we thought they did. The good news is that the problen is not life-threatenimg, nor will it harm his career.
The bad news is that someone in the Cubs clubhouse can’t keep his mouth shut. (Or maybe he isn’t in the Cubs clubhouse any more). But, as I said, the Cubs will continue to provide reason for ridicule over and above what happens on the field. Why did you spell my name wrong?

On a side note, the Cubs have been outscored 62-17 during their six-game losing streak.

When do the Blackhawks open training camp?

Edelweiss is an idiot

@Monkey Spunk –
At least she can spell her own name, which JetBear and Summerguy seem unable to. If she were an idiot, she could tell the complete story, and not be held responsible.

Originally Posted By DVXPrimeOn a side note, the Cubs have been outscored 62-17 during their six-game losing streak.

When do the Blackhawks open training camp?

Unfortunately, I think the Hawks are going to be a poor reflection of last year’s team. I’d be surprised if they make it out of the second round of the playoffs. But at least they’ll make the playoffs which I doubt the Cubs will make for at least 3 or 4 years.

Originally Posted By Monkey Spunk@Edelwei�?� –
The story that Jeff Baker has a burnt butt is idiotic and not true.

You know, somebody reading that line with no context would be confused.

I just laughed out loud.

:-D

@summerguy –

Beta symbol? Now it is I that am confused.

What’s going on here these days? I remember the good ol’ days when there was a post everyday no matter how bad the team was. We would argue over Juan Pierre and Felix Pie for hundreds of posts, what happened? No new post in a week, and that post was one sentence. There has been no round-up I think for a couple weeks, now. Has Kerm completely jumped ship? Is there a “Hire Tom Kelly” Twins site that he is putting all his attention too? Has 2010 officially spelled the end for this site? It’s a shame, this was the best place for a Cubs fan to go and laugh about the team that makes us all want to jump off the Sears…ummm…Willis Tower.

RIP “Hire Jim Essian” 2006-2010.

@Edelwei�? – My sincerest apologies for the fucking reply button not spelling your name correctly. And how does Muskat spelling her own name right have anything to do with misspelling someone elses name? Better luck with your next segue attempt.