Comments on: Where in the World is Carlos A. Zambrano?

By: FRASIER CRANE

FRASIER CRANE — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:23:04 +0000

The real problem with this team is they suck. 2-9 vs the FUCKING Pirates who were 25-51 coming into town. If the Pirates own your team you’re fucked. THE CUBS would be in the race if they were 9-2.

As a shrink I never condone tantrums but in retrospect this team needs a good kick in the balls. Can�t blame Carlos for the 0-2 loss yesterday.

Carlos was doing Lou�s job. LOU TRIED TO GET KICKED OUT THE DAY BEFORE IN oakland but was unsuccessful. If he had it’d be very different now.

By: Edelweiss

Edelweiss — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:25:26 +0000

@cactusmcharris –

That baboon’s ass reminds me of Jeff Baker’s after the fart-lighting incident.

By: cactusmcharris

cactusmcharris — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:22:16 +0000

@Leningrad Cowboy –

Cowboy,

That is an awesomely arsed monkey. I was going to try to do something with an alpaca…wait, what I mean is use some sore of Paint program ( I got no PhotoShop) but I think you’ve got the best Carlos ‘Animal’ Z.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/50693977@N07/4749627256/

By: Leningrad Cowboy

Leningrad Cowboy — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:17:26 +0000

A photo from Carlos’ safari showed up in preview but not when the post went through. Here’s the link:

By: Leningrad Cowboy

Leningrad Cowboy — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:16:13 +0000

Stuck on a bad(ly Photoshopped) safari.

By: Edelweiss

Edelweiss — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 04:56:42 +0000

He’s hiding behind Mike Fontenot.

By: JerBear50

JerBear50 — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:36:48 +0000

He was last seen helping Chief chuck a water-heater through a window after smothering an obviously lobotomized Randle “D Lee” McMurphy.

By: russ

russ — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 03:11:08 +0000

Oh, that was so bad. So very bad.

By: underwhelmed

underwhelmed — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:46:18 +0000

let’s try that again:

Joining Adam Richman on his MVF tour

By: santo10

santo10 — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:15:50 +0000

grrrr no photo shop, but it is widely known that he’s off re-forming everyone’s favorite teen boy band Menudo with Ricky Martin. Look for the Pepsi commercial soon.