Well he pitches ’round the world, and he acts like a vagina.
He gets pissed off at his teammates when they don’t drop to their knees.
He vanished from the team after acting like a whiner.
Tell me where in the world is Carlos A. Zambrano?
Drill Jim Edmonds in his anus, make Michael Barrett cry Uncle,
From St. Louis to Cincy, they’re laughing their ass off.
Well no one really saw what really happened in the clubhouse.
Tell me where in the world is Carlos A. Zambrano?
Send him to Boston or Houston, New York or Seattle.
Chicago just cannot stand to bring him back.
Well he filled in the huge void left by crazy Milton Bradley.
Why exactly is he eating at Ozzie Guillen’s house?
He put the Mr. in “Mystery of Why He’s Behaving Badly.”
Tell me where in the world is Carlos A. Zambrano?
Oh tell me where in the world is… Oh tell me where can he be?
So, where is Carlos? Your Photoshops in the comments. If it doesn’t show up in the preview, just leave a link to your creation. WordPress is a pain in the ass about letting people link to pictures.
Spotted at a screening of Toy Story 3.
Crap damn link grrr.
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@Poon –
http://i48.tinypic.com/bgbmtv.jpg
@Poon – WordPress is such a pain for comments. I’ll try to fix them up as they come in.
@Bad Kermit –
Hehe, I didn’t know if I messed it up or what. All that photoshop effort!
Taking over for Turtle on the new season of Entourage.
http://i45.tinypic.com/110j48h.jpg
Joining Adam Richman on his MVF tour
grrrr no photo shop, but it is widely known that he’s off re-forming everyone’s favorite teen boy band Menudo with Ricky Martin. Look for the Pepsi commercial soon.
let’s try that again:
Joining Adam Richman on his MVF tour
Oh, that was so bad. So very bad.
He was last seen helping Chief chuck a water-heater through a window after smothering an obviously lobotomized Randle “D Lee” McMurphy.
He’s hiding behind Mike Fontenot.
Stuck on a bad(ly Photoshopped) safari.
A photo from Carlos’ safari showed up in preview but not when the post went through. Here’s the link:
@Leningrad Cowboy –
Cowboy,
That is an awesomely arsed monkey. I was going to try to do something with an alpaca…wait, what I mean is use some sore of Paint program ( I got no PhotoShop) but I think you’ve got the best Carlos ‘Animal’ Z.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/50693977@N07/4749627256/
@cactusmcharris –
That baboon’s ass reminds me of Jeff Baker’s after the fart-lighting incident.
The real problem with this team is they suck. 2-9 vs the FUCKING Pirates who were 25-51 coming into town. If the Pirates own your team you’re fucked. THE CUBS would be in the race if they were 9-2.
As a shrink I never condone tantrums but in retrospect this team needs a good kick in the balls. Can´t blame Carlos for the 0-2 loss yesterday.
Carlos was doing Lou´s job. LOU TRIED TO GET KICKED OUT THE DAY BEFORE IN oakland but was unsuccessful. If he had it’d be very different now.