With the Crosstown Classic in full crappy swing, there are plenty of hateworthy Sox players in town. Which leads us to our Fukudome.
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| Ozzie Guillen | A.J. Pierzynski |
With the Crosstown Classic in full crappy swing, there are plenty of hateworthy Sox players in town. Which leads us to our Fukudome.
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| Ozzie Guillen | A.J. Pierzynski |

AJ can never be punched in the face enough. Never.
I agree with Starlin, but I kind of want to see someone (Uncle Lou, maybe?) punch Ozzie in the face. I’d like to see him flopping around on the ground like a little bitch. This maybe one of the hardest Fukudome’s ever…
Guillen is a piece of shit, but Throw-Him-Off-Navy-Pierzynski (/Chris Berman’d) takes the cake. Plus, my day gets instantly better when I see this:
*ahem*
Well, this certainly failed miserably.
Can’t it be both?
Eh, I went with AJ. The last time it happened I felt so good that I forgave Michael Barrett for almost 3 days.