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Friday Night Fukudome: Guillen vs. Pierzynski

With the Crosstown Classic in full crappy swing, there are plenty of hateworthy Sox players in town. Which leads us to our Fukudome.

	VS.
Ozzie Guillen		A.J. Pierzynski

Starlin Castrated

AJ can never be punched in the face enough. Never.
McManus

I agree with Starlin, but I kind of want to see someone (Uncle Lou, maybe?) punch Ozzie in the face. I’d like to see him flopping around on the ground like a little bitch. This maybe one of the hardest Fukudome’s ever…
Pubic Enemy

Guillen is a piece of shit, but Throw-Him-Off-Navy-Pierzynski (/Chris Berman’d) takes the cake. Plus, my day gets instantly better when I see this:
Pubic Enemy

*ahem*
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0905/mlb.interleague.play.memorable.moments/images/pierzynski-barrett.jpg Pubic Enemy

Well, this certainly failed miserably.
Bort

Can’t it be both?

Eh, I went with AJ. The last time it happened I felt so good that I forgave Michael Barrett for almost 3 days.

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