The image to your right is just one of the many amazing/infuriating ones you’ll find among these 10 years of Ronnie Woo photographs. (HT: Luis) The pictures reveal the answers to so many mysteries. Did you know Ronnie has a daughter? Did you know he’s never been sober? Did you know he likes to chase cars? Did you know he goes to White Sox games even when the Cubs aren’t playing? Did you know he hung out with the fat kid from Stand By Me? Wonders never cease. Nor does the Roundup. Except for that one week when it did. Good Roundup tips, as always, make me hate you slightly less.

  • Dusty Baker has mastered the eight-run inning.
  • Speaking of that game, Mark Prior can’t catch a break. Or a baseball rocketing toward his shoulder.
  • It’s season finale week (RIP: Lost). These cheat sheets will help you get through it.
  • You can’t do what Steve Phillips can do. Unless you put a paper bag over her head.
  • If you keep Googling yourself, you’ll go blind. But that’s not the only reason to be scared of Google.
  • E.T. is really going to be looking forward to the season finale of Lost.
  • Speaking of which, it’s a Hurley “dude” montage!
  • Twenty-five terrible sports movies of the past twenty-five years.
  • Is your relationship in a rut? Who are you kidding? No woman will have you. But these relationship tips are funny, anyhow.
  • This girl hates flowers, and you will laugh.
  • Your stupid brain tricks you into seeing a huge moon.
  • Some funny TV screencaps. (HT: Luis) Say what you will about Fox News, but it’s balanced and spectacular.
  • Emo Mom is one bottle of Draino away from being defunct. (HT: Ginger Russ) An example of what you’ll find: “I bet my Second Life husband would never ditch me for a night out drinking with his friends. Wait, yes he did. Twice last week.”
  • You have to stick around for the end of this news segment about the G-shot. You just have to. (HT: Tom Trebelhorn)
     
  • Wow. This guy hates Milton Bradley even more than I do. (HT: Shea)
  • A first pitch gets thrown out to the soooooound of old T-Rex.
  • Who you gonna- SHH!!!
  • The Empire Strikes Back…to the Future?
  • TWEET OF THE WEEK: “Mlb needs me to to a manager I am ready” You sure are, Jose Canseco. You suuuuure arrrrre. Be sure to follow the link just to see Jose’s Twitter wallpaper. It’s awesome.
  • NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: A great white shark with canine teeth. (HT: domermq) See the Feed Read of the Week for the punchline.
  • FEED READ OF THE WEEK: Cannot Unsee. If you don’t already feel bad for masturbating to Hermione Granger, this will help.

That’s it for me, chickenshits. Enjoy your healthy dose of John Grabow this weekend!
-Sweet Uncle Lou