Just when you think your site is screwed, your team just got swept by one of the worst-pitching teams in baseball (while scoring five runs in three games), you’re looking up at the Pirates and Reds in the standings, and your day can’t get any worse, the Cubs try to cheer me up by calling up an actual, honest-to-God shortstop. Starlin Castro is starting tonight for your Chicago Cubs.
Starlin, if you really exist, and if you can hear me, please go 5-5 with two home runs, and let this be the end of the Ryan Theriot era in Chicago.
The site should be safe for now, so please feel free to discuss in the comments.
