I don’t know what’s happening at all. I was minding my own business yesterday, watering my grass when a couple of idiots jumped out of a van, threw a canvas sack over my head, and kidnapped me! I woke up in a windowless, locked room with a computer called up to this idiot site. The words, “CHOOSE THE COMMENT OF THE WEEK” were written in lipstick on a mirror. So, I picked a bunch of funny ones from the Zambrano-Soriano post, because they’re all really good, I guess.
Can I go home now?
Mike Royko once renounced his Cub fandom and became a White Sox fan, although briefly. Paul Sullivan once worked for Royko, Paul Sullivan is your good friend. What the heck does Sully do to people that he makes them quit being Cubs fans?
Bort:
I am going to tattoo this on Jim Hendry’s face. Jailhouse style.
I haven’t watched this team enough to know whether this is a good decision or a not good decision but I can tell you that in my experience Ryan Sundberg is a bad human being who kicks puppies and was overrated as a second baseman. What this team really needs is to find some consistatncy and get back to playing smallball the way me and Tony Perez and me used to do.
I really hope “…me and Tony Perez and me…” was intentional. If it was, it’s brilliant.
Can we start an “I’m with CarZo” site somewhere?
Don’t you all see what’s starting to happen here? Ricketts wants to move the team a la Major League.
They’re still shitty…
Please don’t let them start stripping the clothes off a cardboard Hendry… *twitch*
What can I say? I love Major League. Congratulations to all of the excellent contributors to the Zambrano rage-off this week. You are all winners in my book! Now, can you please loosen these handcuffs and let me go home?
I just figured out where I’ve seen the Fontenot beard before:
Link didn’t post. I’ll try again:
http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/theburbs.jpg
So is there gonna be a Friday Night Metrodome now?
OMG! I remember that guy. He played for the Cubs when I was a kid.
He wasn’t a star, or even a starting player, but he was good about signing baseballs for kids.
BK, just because the Cubs doing better, I don’t think you necessarily switch back from the Twins. Although, the Twins lost to KC today. Maybe it’s not the teams. Maybe it’s YOU>
@Edelweiss:
Wow. You are even older than me.