Everyone’s crying about the length of games, from Joe West to Bud Selig. Not me. I wish the MLB had longer commercial breaks and mound visits. That way, I wouldn’t have to come running out to argue a call in mid-piss. Oh, well. I got a lot of great tips this week. Keep them coming.
- Maybe if you assholes would have stocked more brownies, you wouldn’t have lost your business. Now with bonus picture of a fat idiot wearing a Theriot jersey!
- You MONSTERS!
- Bad grammar bugs me, Alot!
- I guess I never considered whose sperm to use.
- OMFG! HJE is fking famous!
- I don’t see what the big deal is. I’ve been watching the bullpen shit all over the field for nearly two weeks.
- Real stories of Illinois Poison Control. My favorite? “An adult woman called because a battery leaked out of her personal massager and she was concerned about battery acid burns.” Mmm hmm. “Personal massager.” On a normal week, some of this stuff might qualify as nightmare fuel. But just fucking WAIT until you get to the actual nightmare fuel this week.
- Hey, two Cubs and a one-time Cub made the All-Star team! The Tommy John All-Star Team.
- This is really only gross if she was wearing a Konerko jersey. (HT: John)
- This New York subway will never be given up or deserted. (HT: John)
- Are you fully over your Kevin Millar hate yet? Well, we can’t have that, can we?
- Original scent? (NSFW, most likely for the entire site; and most assuredly for the gallery (I understand the product, but WHY IS SHE ON THE TOILET?)) I wonder who they got to make their “cinnamon” and “pine” scents. Seriously, though, there’s a new line coming out called “Eighteen.” (HT: EnricoPallazzo)
- AJ Pierzynski should be drawn and quartered. (HT: level5)
- Chan Ho Park has explosive diarrhea. (HT: Ned Ryerson)
- ORLY, Mariners? (HT: Michael)
- Heh heh. Penis. (HT: Jeffrey)
- Serious, maybe. But is it SIGNIFICANT? (HT: Slaky)
- If you think this is bad, you should hear about their idea for a mullet tax cut. (HT: EnricoPallazzo)
- How well do you know your ’90s sitcom theme songs? (HT: Ned Ryerson)
- Revenge of the Pixels! (HT: Pre)
PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.
Uploaded by onemoreprod. – Independent web videos. - Once you start this Tarantino-Coen Brothers mashup, you won’t want to stop it. (NSFW. It’s a Tarantino-Coen Brothers mashup, idiot)
- OZZIE’S TWEET OF THE WEEK: “Nine still great love the foot” TRANSLATION: “Paul Bako is still an excellent ballplayer, and I have a foot fetish.”
- NIGHTMARE FUEL OF THE WEEK: What in the name of your loving God is wrong with some parents?
- FEED READ OF THE WEEK: Chat Roulette Trolling. It can be NSFW at times.
That’s all for me, kidderinos. Have whatever kind of weekend you want to have. I’m not your fucking mother.
-Sweet Uncle Lou
that was all NYC, sox fans aren’t that creative
@santo10 – Oops. Fixed. Yeah, NYC, but the dudes are from the University of Oregon.
can we hire the clown to follow Theriot around?
A woman called because she had reached into her bathroom cabinet in the dark for a tube of personal lubricant and accidentally used toothpaste instead.
That rick roll was priceless. I love how everyone on the car has that dead look in their eyes and pretends not to notice half a dozen men singing. I’m pretty sure they’re all thinking, “I hope these fuckers don’t ask for money.”
Woah! Porn! When will they come out with sweaty balls?
SUL,
Can’t Mr. Ricketts get Alfonso a glove that, well, catches things?