The Theriot HATEWAGON is in full force already. So far on the season he has zero hits and a thousand dives for ground balls that are just out of his reach. Thus, the Theri-ot-Meter is born.

I’ll continue updating this for as long as it serves my purposes and doesn’t make me look foolish. If he starts hitting .350, I’ll most certainly take credit for lighting a fire under his diminutive ass.