The Theriot HATEWAGON is in full force already. So far on the season he has zero hits and a thousand dives for ground balls that are just out of his reach. Thus, the Theri-ot-Meter is born.
I’ll continue updating this for as long as it serves my purposes and doesn’t make me look foolish. If he starts hitting .350, I’ll most certainly take credit for lighting a fire under his diminutive ass.
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A laugh riot.
He and Matt Murton should be reunited post haste.
I love this idea! Maybe instead of this gaphic, use one of those “You have to be this tall to go on this ride” signs.
Look, it’s not a HATEWAGON, it’s a HATEMOBILE.
@PenFoe – Wrong again, PenFoe. It’s a HATEWAGON, so we can cleverly call it a HATEWGN during Sunday afternoon games!
Awesome, Kerm.
This is the greatest thing to hit the Intenret this week.
Holy schnitt, .077 now!
TWO HITS! Maybe I shamed the little shitbag into playing like an honest-to-goodness MLB player.
Nah, its just Bizzaro-Friday in Cincy.
I mean Silva is mowing them down, Dusty pulled his young starter for a PH after only 109 pitches and Soriano has just a single K with merely 4 left on base. Clearly it makes sense for our midget middle-infielders to be combined 4 for 6… err, 4 for 7… in honor of the promotion.
Rumor has it Kris Kross is even signing the National Anthem during the 7th inning stretch.
I say throw Bobby Scales in the Fukudome vs Theri ot
Shit La Troy made Theri ot look like a genius today.
Okay, I’m on board. So can we get a Bullpen-0-Meter now?