Just when you think the Cubs have wised up and are going to start making good decisions, such as the one to release Kevin Millar and keep Chad Tracy, they do something stupid. For example, hire Millar to be their roving minor league hitting coach.
Millar presumably will spend the majority of his time with the AAA Cubs, where I suspect his prime focus will be the ruination of Starlin Castro’s career. Or possibly what little bit of Micah Hoffpauir’s career is left. In his spare time, I’m sure Millar will be busy short-sheeting beds, loosening the lids on everyone’s water bottles, and putting itching powder in Ryne Sandberg’s jock strap.
Remember when Dolan said on WGN that they have a name for guys who everyone wants around, but who suck at baseball? “They’re called coaches,” said Dolan. Nice job, Andy. Someone in the front office was listening.

Is this one of those terrible April fools jokes?
Oh no
Oh No
OH GOD NO
Do we REALLY not have anyone else?!
Terrible April Fools Joke…Mine was better
Finally! My prayers have been answered. THIS is the thing that takes us over the top!
While we’re at it, I have more great ideas:
How about an “It’s Gonna Happen” sign in place of that AWFUL Toyota sign?
And don’t you think it’s about time Ronnie Woo Woo got a statue at Wrigley?
And how about Ron Santo alone in the radio booth, a la Vin Scully?
GO CUBBIES!
You had me for a second. You prick.
Too bad they already signed Jaramillo to a multi-year contract.
What ever happened to the age-old practive of putting Nair in someone’s jockstrap?
I believed this BS until I saw the date posted. Would have been a great way to ruin the farm system. The dude’s an ass-clown. I hope his name is never spoken in the same sentence as Cub.
@Fred – What about the sentence, “Kevin Millar was mauled to death by a grizzly bear after trying to feed an exploding cigar to her cub”?
I’d pay to see that, and I’m not along. Sadly, that dumbass Selig will likely ignore such a great and potentially lucrative promotional idea.