For once, common sense prevails in Cubland. Kevin Millar was cut (presumably for saying “Cubbies”) and Chad Tracy made the team. This is great news for the Cubs, but even better news for the American Diabetes Association. I’m going to wait until the end of the season to make my donation, just in case they do something foolish like pick Millar back up. But the ADA should find itself about $162 richer for each person who pledged Millar abstinence. Congratulations to us all!
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This isn’t just a win for the Cubs, or for the ADA. This is a win for AMERICA.
What am I supposed to do with all these Millar Dollar Baby t-shirts?
Shit, I expected to have to pay out 147 at the end of the year. Oh well, would the American Institute of Giving Those Damn Fags Those Ghey Pills be acceptable, or should I stick to the designated charity?
@Irish Yeti – I think a donation is a donation. Just don’t give anything to those crazies at PETA.
So if the Cubs end up making it to the playoffs will you donate those extra $3?
I wanted Blanco and Bobby Scales.
Millar really managed to grit me out of every possible shekel didn’t he? Oh well. Happy to cowboy up the cash for a good cause.
Hey, at least I’m probably going to make some money off the NCAA tourney. I’ve been in a shack with no electricity in the middle of the woods for the past month or so but I’m just assuming Kansas is still going to win that thing without breaking a sweat, right?
This reminds me of a princess bride quote when Fezik shows up with the horses at the end of the movie.
“Fezik (Hendry), you finally did something right” – Indigo Montoya