Can you believe it’s been only three years since Tony LaRussa was arrested for having no idea how many letters were in the English alphabet, nor which order in which they are arranged? It feels like so much has happened since then. Except for the Cubs winning a postseason game. Or Mark McGwire’s skin clearing up. Or Albert Pujols’ grandchildren learning to walk.
But The Genius really did a public service to all of you who have considered drinking and driving. You shouldn’t. In Tony’s words, “Last night’s situation is the opposite of feeling good.” There’s no stronger statement than that. I submit this new slogan to MADD.
DRINKING AND DRIVING: THE OPPOSITE OF FEELING GOOD.
