At long last, social networking has paid off. Ozzie Guillen has a Twitter feed. It’s just as enlightening as you could expect it to be with tweets like, “what I saw on the field today was a lot of grass…” But what truly amazed me was that Guillen actually truly doesn’t understand English. I always assumed when he said things like, “3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd,” he actually knew that the word was “days,” but just clipped it off because of his accent. Nope.
In Guillen-speak, the word “not” doesn’t exist, and there is no way of making adjectives into nouns. If you don’t mind the brutal dismemberment of the English language, I strongly suggest following Guillen on Twitter this year. I cannot wait until the White Sox’s first five-game skid.
Entertaining as it will probably be, I don’t have it in me to see his ramblings.
This might be worth getting twitter for
As intriguing as this may sound, I have absolutely no interested in what that no-talent ass-clown has to say. Just shows ANYONE can have a Twitter account and post incoherent ramblings. May God have mercy on his soul.
I LIKE Ozzie as a manager, but I can’t understand a word. Then again, most of the time I can’t understand Lou in his post-game interview either.
Isn’t there some kind of Ozzie/White Sox reality show??
There is actually a realty show in the works that will feature Ozzie and his three sons, I believe. The MLB channel is doing a White Sox reality show this just called “The Club.” The cross-town series should yield good viewing.
Is that chick in the middle of his twitter his wife? She’s a good looking broad.
This makes Hester look like Stephen Hawking. Well, not look like Stephen Hawking–that’d be Bud Selig, of course.
IIRC, the reality show starts in July and runs for like 6 weeks and is focused on Ozzie, Kenny Williams, and Jerry Reinsdorf. They’re keeping the focus away from the douchey members of the team and more on the management decisions. But that’s what I remember from the bad sun times article.
This is racist.
@Pancho – Nope.
@Pancho – Is that you Milton?