Comments on: And the Fourth Outfielder Is…Kosuke Fukudome?

By: sman

sman — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 07:43:13 +0000

Wont Fukudome on the bench be a distraction to our pitchers as they attempt to sneak a peak up his skirt?

I see London, I see France. Japans got no underpants!

By: Gina Strobl

Gina Strobl — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:43:13 +0000

McManus can’t even spell turd correctly.

By: McManus

McManus — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:28:16 +0000

When I saw the headlines of the signing, I was thinking Soriano just became the most expensive fourth outfielder in history (sorry lil’ Sarge). My only hope is that Lou has the furry nutsack to play Nady everyday when his numbers (and defense) is better than the aforementioned sack of terds.

By: Tom Trebelhorn

Tom Trebelhorn — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:27:55 +0000

Does his meatball sandwich have Xcessive amounts of marinara sauce on it?

By: Springtime

Springtime — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:08:46 +0000

Is he going to be the X-factor? The X-man? Hopefully he gets lots of Xtra base hits and plays Xcellent defense. And everyone knows X marks the spot. And when he gets injured again he can lead the league in X-rays.

Thanks folks, I’ll be here all week.

By: Cactusmcharris

Cactusmcharris — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:59:47 +0000

Having seen Nady play, there’s no reason why he shouldn’t do well….I was just hoping he was going to hit the shit out of the ball and play Willy Mays-type defense (Death To Flying Things) when he was a Padre…and then as a Pirate…and then (even) as a Yankee. I don’t know if that covers all of his past clubs, but the Cubs should benefit from having him in right (or maybe center or left). If this guy’s going to be the piece that puts the Cubs in the World Series (well, why not wish for the sky?), by all means sign him and send him to a Japanese language course.

By: aaronb

aaronb — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:55:13 +0000

Also the Indiana Pacers into the ground.

Larry Bird is running them into the ground right now in honor of Isiah.

By: Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler

Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:54:55 +0000

Go ahead…..start considering.

By: Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler

Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:54:30 +0000

Another thing to consider is Xavier Nady was once tested for Crohn’s Disease.

By: Sloth

Sloth — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 16:25:03 +0000

technically, Isiah ran the CBA, Toronto Raptors, and the Knicks into the ground. He also attempted to run a female Knicks executive into the ground as well.