Comments on: Slamming Sammy Sosa

By: TheHawkRules

TheHawkRules — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:26:08 +0000

I can’t speak for everyone, but I have no plans to ever cheer for Sammy Sosa on anything Cubs related. He’s gone and I am glad.

By: Barry Foote

Barry Foote — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:00:12 +0000

Fuck McGwire, Fuck LaRussa & Double Fuck Cardinals Fans!!!!!!!

By: CT

CT — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:44:24 +0000

I would have guaranteed you that Sosa would be booed by Cubs fans until he turned himself white. That makes it tougher call.

By: santo10

santo10 — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:40:12 +0000

The only reason Sammy would want to come back is to find out who broke his boombox and seek retribution

By: Mercurial Outfielder

Mercurial Outfielder — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 23:12:24 +0000

Lou Brock invoking the Post-9/11 iteration of Godwin’s Law! Outstanding!

By: Lou Brock

Lou Brock — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:47:56 +0000

For any “True” baseball fan to support any of these ass clowns is ridiculous. If Cardinal’s fans cheer for McGwire and applaud the fact that he is coaching then they are idiots. The one pure sport left in my opinion is baseball and Ass Clowns like McGwire, Sosa, Clemens…etc. Jeopardized that. For anyone to applaud these jackals might as well be al-qaeda. Cause they would be supporting terrorist in my opinion.

By: Aisle 424

Aisle 424 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:26:34 +0000

@joepa58 –

Crane: Hey Ryne, I need you to do something for us.

Ryno: Manage the Cubs?

Crane: Um, no. Not yet. I need you to make some appearances with Sammy Sosa. It’ll be good PR for the team.

Ryno: What? No way! He was a selfish prick who took the easy road to stardom.

Crane: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for the public speeches. Look, we have millions of fans that want to forgive this guy, and frankly we need someone a little younger to do all the public appearances. Ernie is only up for an occasional utterance of “Let’s play two!,” Billy has always been quieter, and Santo may not live through the summer. Let’s face it, Ryne, you and Maddux aren’t exactly contending for Mr. Congeniality. We need Sammy out there doing his heart taps and all his other bullshit and keeping the dipshit fans happy.

Ryno: Wouldn’t it be hypocritical of me? How could I even pretend to have any dignity left after propping Sammy Steroid back up on a pedestal?

Crane: Fine, you can have dignity and no chance of ever managing the Cubs, or you can do this for us.

Ryno: (sigh) I guess Sammy isn’t such a bad guy.

Crane: There you go. I’ll have my secretary work out some dates with you and Sammy.

Ryno: Great. Can’t wait.

By: joepa58

joepa58 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:54:09 +0000

did you really suggest that Sandberg would make public appearances with Sosa? After his hof speech, I can only imagine Ryno’s response to the suggestion.

By: psychoch

psychoch — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:23:06 +0000

Kermit, I truly question your taste in friends.

By: Santo10

Santo10 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:11:33 +0000

I wish cardinals fans would stop trying to bring us down to their level of loserdom. We have our own level, and its pretty bad, but at least our savior isn’t a roid injecting asshole. Plus I love watching people hassle the morons who still wear their Sosa jerseys to Wrigley.