Comments on: The Muskbox Invokes the Name Milton Bradley Until He Appears in a Mirror

By: JerBear50

JerBear50 — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 09:20:30 +0000

and we don�t want to retire to swampy, buggy, rainy Florida.

And Florida weeps at this monumental loss.

By: Ethan

Ethan — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:04:45 +0000

The characters who die during season six of Lost?

Let’s hope Carrie is one of those people

By: TDubbs

TDubbs — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:13:54 +0000

Blacklisted

By: BigFlax

BigFlax — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 05:33:20 +0000

Ooh, Sam Fuld had a .409 OBP… in 65 games. Makes 2008 Mike Fontenot look like Cal Ripken Jr.

By: Rizzo

Rizzo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:16:58 +0000

If the Cubs signed Bump Bailey, think of the hilarity that might emerge from a Bump/Dempster partnership. Impersonations, fart jokes, and sophomoric gags? That’s just too much comedy for one ballclub.

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:42:11 +0000

@Dr. Zoidberg - It was pure agony writing this one. I wonder if Carrie is trying to torture me into submission. Great name, by the way.

By: Dr. Zoidberg

Dr. Zoidberg — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:39:20 +0000

“It would be hard to replace a Gold Glove-caliber first baseman with the amount of power and plate discipline he has at the plate.”

As compared to, say, great plate discipline at Old Country Buffet? I’ve read a lot of Muskbags, but this week’s was one of the worst ever.

By: Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler

Mark Giangreco Roman Wrestler — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:52:02 +0000

If Mike Quade reads this blog, he is so gonna paint slanted eyebrows on his forehead to signify his anger.

By: Sman

Sman — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:36:32 +0000

Originally Posted By paintersix "Everything about us is all screwed up it's like living in bizzaro world or something. Geesh."

21 Years and 245 Million given in 3+ year increments to 5 OF at a pace of one a year over the last 5 offseasons. Yet always at least one gigantic hole out there each and every December. Bizzaro World is an understatement. Cubs baseball is more like the twilight zone

By: Derrick

Derrick — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:02:34 +0000

Last season, he posted a .409 OBP and can steal the odd base

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Which base is that? Third base? FIRST base?

Outside the box thinking. Love it…