Now that Andre Dawson is going to be inducted into the Hall of Fame, the war is on (HT: David Chalk). Will he wear a Cubs hat on his Cooperstown plaque, or an Expos hat? I vote for no hat at all, and just let that sweet Jheri curl fly. We’re happily back to a normal Roundup schedule, a Roundup which would not be possible without your love notes and tips.

Have fun digging your cars out of the snow this weekend, Chicagoans. What’s that? It’s the weekend, so you have nowhere to go, anyhow? Oh, I guess the joke’s on ME then. BWAHAHAHAHA!

-Sweet Uncle Lou