You'd think they could have gotten him a plane, at least.Oh, dear. In one offseason, we lose Mark DeRosa, and now folk hero Jake Fox is no longer a Cub! (HT: Luis) For whom will ridiculous Cubs fans blindly root? What will they do? I guess they could just celebrate the fact that Aaron Miles is no longer a Cub, either. One midget middle infielder down. Two left to go. Anyhow, it’s been two weeks since we had a Roundup, so there are a lot of items we need to hit. Thanks, as always, for the great tips. Away we go.

Have an unproductive Friday, a restful weekend, and an erect pair of nipples. I hear the wind chill in Chicago is in the teens today. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

-Sweet Uncle Lou