Joe Girardi has always been a weird-looking dude. But until the folks at Halos Heaven pointed it out, I didn't realize how much he looks like Skeletor. Apparently, he used whatever the opposite of power of Greyskull is (the power of Snake Mountain?) on his way home from winning the World Series to assist a woman who had ... Read More
Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “I Thought Skeletor Was Evil” Edition
Posted On 06 Nov 2009 By Sweet Uncle Lou. Under: Around the MLB, Lou's Friday Roundup.
Joe Girardi has always been a weird-looking dude. But until the folks at Halos Heaven pointed it out, I didn't realize how much he looks like Skeletor. Apparently, he used whatever the opposite of power of Greyskull is (the power of Snake Mountain?) on his way home from winning the World Series to assist a woman who had ... Read More
Lilly Gets His “Murderin’ Arm” Fixed
Posted On 05 Nov 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs.
Oh, Cubs. You're so collectively dumb. The pervasive organizational stupidity of this franchise is more consistent than Mariano Rivera. As you've probably already heard, Ted Lilly had arthroscopic surgery on his shoulder, and will miss the beginning of the season. In Cubs speak, that means he'll be back just before Jeff Samardzija makes his fifteenth start. ... Read More
The Muskbox Doesn’t Realize the Rickettses Want to Stack Cheddar
Posted On 03 Nov 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Muskbox.
Did anyone catch the pregame show before World Series Game 5 last night? Jorge Posada was being interviewed, and he said, "It's been since 2000 since we won the World Series, so I think the fans have waited long enough." Fuck you. With that, here's this week's Muskbox.
How much influence does the Ricketts family have on the ... Read More
