You want to give me WHAT for Milton?  AHHHHH!

Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “You’re Probably Not Reading, Because You’re Playing Modern Warfare 2” Edition

You want to give me WHAT for Milton?  AHHHHH!Oh, good to see you nerds. I figured everyone on the planet, including Chad Ochocinco, is playing Modern Warfare 2. When he’s not Tweeting two hundred times a day. Thanks as always for the tips.

  • How many times do you think Hef will get asked, “Do the Bunnies come with the deal?”
  • If you can’t afford the Bunnies, certainly you can at least afford this swill.
  • Buster Olney is unaware that the earth is round.
  • It’s been a while since I linked any articles from Seanbaby, and that’s a horrible oversight on my part.
  • What if the Manhattan Project was like every college group project you’ve ever ruined?
  • Seth MacFarlane sucks. Here’s why.
  • Have you ever wanted to see Willow grabbing Bones’ boobs with Lyla Garrity looking on? You’re welcome. (SFW)
  • Not to get all sappy, but if you’re a dog lover and a human lover, and you didn’t properly celebrate Veterans Day this week, go here. Bring Kleenex, pussies. Sorry, cat lovers, but this is why you suck.
  • Someone is going to need a new pair of pants.
  • Everyone write this down. When I die, I want the guys from Monty Python to eulogize me.
  • I know I’m a little late to the crazy party, but what the hell is HER problem?
  • I want one of these calculators. I’ll use it to keep track of how much money is left on Milton Bradley’s contract.
  • Duke is worried about their young women “just sitting around and masturbating.” WORRIED THEY WON’T HAVE ENOUGH CAMERAS! HEY-O! (NSFWish if your boss doesn’t appreciate dildos that look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man)
  • Sgt. Kimberly Denise Munley has chunks of guys like Chuck Norris in her stool. Or at least she would if she ever shat.
  • This will waste what’s left of your Friday. Name the movie from these drawings of iconic images.
  • The Beastie Boys Strike Back.
  • This may be an old clip, but somehow I completely missed it the first time around, and it’s AWESOME. (HT: Ryan)
  • What was it like when Doc Ellis threw his no-hitter on acid? This. This is what it was like. (HT: Jeffrey)
  • I found several great new sites this week which I’ll have to save and leak out to you slowly, but my favorite (and most uplifting one) is It Made My Day, particularly for this reason.

Have a good weekend fragging the hell out of each other. That still means what I think it means, right?

-Sweet Uncle Lou