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	<title>Comments on: Sammy Sosa is in Your Nightmares, Craving Your Blood</title>
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		<title>By: Jarritos</title>
		<link>http://hirejimessian.com/2009/11/12/sammy-sosa-is-in-your-nightmares-craving-your-blood/comment-page-1/#comment-46627</link>
		<dc:creator>Jarritos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HireJimEssian:  Pleasing taste, some monsterism!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HireJimEssian:  Pleasing taste, some monsterism!</p>
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		<title>By: cp</title>
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		<dc:creator>cp</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Needs more Willow.  All vampire stories need a red headed Jewish girl with a pretty taste for paradox and a knack for solving hard acrostics while making adorable little distressed noises like &quot;Yikes&quot; and &quot;Eep.&quot;  I like this part, in particular &lt;i&gt;He carries with him a bat. A bat filled with garlic, poison to the creature.&lt;/i&gt;  He was just using the bat he used for vampire slaying practice, he&#039;d never make illegal modifications to official slayin&#039; bats.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Needs more Willow.  All vampire stories need a red headed Jewish girl with a pretty taste for paradox and a knack for solving hard acrostics while making adorable little distressed noises like &#8220;Yikes&#8221; and &#8220;Eep.&#8221;  I like this part, in particular <i>He carries with him a bat. A bat filled with garlic, poison to the creature.</i>  He was just using the bat he used for vampire slaying practice, he&#8217;d never make illegal modifications to official slayin&#8217; bats.</p>
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		<title>By: Lexicon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lexicon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She is his wife AND a hard case he picked up outside a hotel.

Forget it, Jake. It&#039;s San Pedro de Macoris.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is his wife AND a hard case he picked up outside a hotel.</p>
<p>Forget it, Jake. It&#8217;s San Pedro de Macoris.</p>
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		<title>By: CactusMcHarris</title>
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		<dc:creator>CactusMcHarris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:02:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s just me, right? The lady with Samford is his wife and not some hard case he picked up outside the hotel?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s just me, right? The lady with Samford is his wife and not some hard case he picked up outside the hotel?</p>
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		<title>By: Derrick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha...I was wondering when you were going to post about this. I was actually coming to the site to email you...you never let me down.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha&#8230;I was wondering when you were going to post about this. I was actually coming to the site to email you&#8230;you never let me down.</p>
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		<title>By: Ron Santo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron Santo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Denn die Todten reiten Schnell.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Denn die Todten reiten Schnell.&#8221;</p>
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