Don't be sad. The goat would kill you and your whole family if it could.Congratulations to Tom Ricketts for finally getting control of the Cubs. In honor of his new Cub ownership, I have prepared a trailer for the program I expect him to institute prior to the 2010 season. So, without further ado…

Coming soon to a theater near you…

Lou Piniella is…

THE MAN WHO SCREAMS AT GOATS