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The Man Who Screams at Goats

Posted by Bad Kermit on Thu, Oct 29, 2009

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Don't be sad. The goat would kill you and your whole family if it could.Congratulations to Tom Ricketts for finally getting control of the Cubs. In honor of his new Cub ownership, I have prepared a trailer for the program I expect him to institute prior to the 2010 season. So, without further ado…

Coming soon to a theater near you…

Lou Piniella is…

THE MAN WHO SCREAMS AT GOATS

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9 Comments For This Post

  1. Britney Bennett Says:

    Cubs fans make me laugh. Such desperation…

  2. Bad Kermit Says:

    @Britney Bennett – You know what makes me laugh? Spam.

  3. Andy Says:

    Butterfaced spam.

  4. santo10 Says:

    goat flavored spam. We’re not desperate, desperate is going on a cubs blog and dissing the fans for attention. If Lou could do that to a goat can you imagine what would have happened to Milton by now?

  5. russ. Says:

    What do you think Mark McGwire would do to the goat?

  6. StPatrick Says:

    Is it just me, or is that link just a better formatted version of a craigslist “escort” ad?

  7. Jarritos Says:

    That movie looks sweet. Anybody see “a serious man”? That was pretty pretty pretty good.

  8. Springtime Says:

    spam spam spam. hellooooo vietnam! how do you like them apples

  9. Sloth Says:

    He’s owned the team for two whole days and we haven’t won a pennant?

    FireTomRicketts!

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