What better way to say good-bye to an 83-78 season than by drinking booze with some other Cubs fans? That’s exactly what you can do at the Mathematical Elimination Party this Saturday, October 10th, starting at 8:00 p.m. at Mullen’s Bar & Grill in Lisle. Mullen’s has $2.50 Spaten Oktoberfest and live music starting at 9:00 p.m. In my experience with Mullen’s, there is usually no cover charge. But feel free to give me $5 if you show up.
Hope to see some of you there!

“Free” to “give $5″? Sounds oxymoranish.
Can I come?
The Muskrat gives a breakdown by position of the ’09-’10 Cubs even including guys like Vitters and Castillo. Fails to include Miles. Prescient? Incompetent? Vaginally Arid? I leave it to greater minds than mine.