Hey, gang! Either you guys are terrified of the new commenting system or you’re upset that the team you follow has taken a nose dive, because there weren’t many comments to choose from this week. That’s great news for you folks who are dying for a Comment of the Week trophy, like Grow Stubs Grow is.





His comment in the Hire Tony LaRussa post has a word-to-joke ratio rarely seen at HJE.

Given his propensity towards the booze, and IL’s recent liquor tax hike, I really don’t see Tony coming to Chicago as the skipper. If he does however, you can bet your Josh Hancock jersey that the infamous Chicago red light camera’s will catch him asleep at the wheel, in a vodka/gin/spaghetti sauce induced haze (again), before the contrast ratio of Kaplan’s spring training tan fades from “authentic AZ sunshine” to “radioactive CHI tanning bed”. Now Mark DeRosa on the other hand…his faux-beard alone could field a winning team all Cub fans would enjoy, and with Todd Walker at his side as Vice Manger he’d be unstoppable (not to mention his cancer curing properties, etc., Amen).

Congratulations, Grow Stubs Grow!