With Alfonso Soriano hurt again, this Friday Night Fukudome was an easy one to invent. Who will survive the Fukudome? The midget who makes circus catches or the fatty who can rake? Why do we still care? We don’t.
VS.
Jake Fox
Sam Fuld
Guest
I would have to go Fuld because his catches are crazy.This is a quality of good defense
Ryan Beariot
Can the midget play second base? we’ve tried all sorts of other midgets there, why not try this one?
bbm
I say fuld because I’m a idiot douche. This cubs teams need more white grinders and less lazy dominicans and angry blacks.
Irish Yeti
Offense over defense any day of the week.
Booze, Broads, and Bullshit
can I add selfish Venezuelans …. and nominate bbm’s post for comment of the week? Or do you actually have to be a verified douchecastle and not just portray one to win?
JerBear50
Since Soriano already does a shitty job of playing left, at least we can have a guy who does a shitty job but can rake in Jake Fox. And who might actually fucking try. Also, I think his girth will prevent any unnecessary hopping.
Jarritos
Giving Fox more ABs at this point will only make him more valuable in a potential trade for, perhaps, a real shortstop. Let the big man rake.