Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Nightmare Continues” Edition

Quade should really consider trimming those nails.Are we having fun yet? Look, I know there’s time left, but those of you still shouting at those of us who are giving up on the season (if I’m not giving up, why would I ever start Samardzija?) should probably shut up now. The argument earlier in the year was that this team was “too good on paper” and was bound to “get hot.” I got news for you, folks. We’ve played pretty mediocre baseball all season. It’s pretty delusional to think it’s going to miraculously turn around in the last month and a half. Instead, let’s drink and read the Roundup. Thank you all for the great tips, which can be sent here.

Well, that’s it for me, folks. Enjoy the rest of the 2009 death march. I’m thinking we’ll probably sweep the Pirates and give you guys just enough hope that you keep watching through September.

-Sweet Uncle Lou

9 thoughts on “Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Nightmare Continues” Edition

  • Weebs

    Snacks and Shit may be one of the greatest websites in the history of websites. This Friday Roundup is the best thing to happen to this site since the ShoutBox replaced the articles.

  • f*ck

    Season over?

    Cubs + A.Ram play good ball. Cubs-A.Ram play mediocre ball. The records don’t lie. If he stays healthy the rest of the season we’ll probably be fine.

    nah I’m just kidding. DOOOOM!

  • Moon

    If that Shake Weight thing really worked, wouldn’t all the nerds who still live in their parents basement have huge arms??

  • Derrick

    Great stuff all around, but that AI, etc. video montage was the best. My new favorite You Tube video…

  • JIm Nelson

    I don’t know why, but I just had a vision of Pat, Ron, Kap & Sirott having that bleacher conversation.

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