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Friday Night Fukudome: God vs. Hendry

Posted On 07 Aug 2009 By Bad Kermit. Under: Cubs, Friday Night Fukudome. Tags: Aaron Miles, Jim Hendry.

Aaron Miles is inexplicably back on the Cubs, which is terrible news for Cubs fans. Miles makes Neifi Perez look “toolsy.” Since we have to watch this hobbit play, we may as well get angry about it. To the Fukudome!

	VS.
God		Jim Hendry

GOD

I TRY NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN BASEBALL GAMES, BUT JIMMY, YOU’RE REALLY PUSHING IT. DO NOT PUT THE LORD YOUR GOD TO THE TEST, MY SON. OR YOU AIN’T WINNIN A WORLD SERIES UNTIL BC GETS LAID.
Neifi

I saved the 2005 season and the best you can do is call me “toolsy”?
http://diaryofamadcubsfan.blogspot.com BigFlax

Ugh. Like we needed a reminder. Miles needs to get Smoltz’d.
http://www.gritbaseball.com ChuckDickens

Hendry, by default. If there was a God, Miles wouldn’t be on the team.
http://www.noisetank.com/integrity morpheus

Intrepid Reader: Oleg: There is no God.
Moon

Here’s a warning. The next person I meet that calls their useless little dog “my child” or “my baby” is going to get slapped. That is all.
http://www.ghostofpaulnoce.com JDNoce

Amen, Moon.

Amen.
http://www.anothercubsblog.net Mercurial Outfielder

ACB has joined the righteous in the fight to drive Kap off the series of interconnected tubes.
http://www.thundermatt.com Arcturus

Hendry. God tried his best to knock him off by injuring him, but Hendry didn’t DFA when he had the chance. Bring back the Scales of Justice!

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