Aaron Miles is inexplicably back on the Cubs, which is terrible news for Cubs fans. Miles makes Neifi Perez look “toolsy.” Since we have to watch this hobbit play, we may as well get angry about it. To the Fukudome!
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| God | Jim Hendry |
Aaron Miles is inexplicably back on the Cubs, which is terrible news for Cubs fans. Miles makes Neifi Perez look “toolsy.” Since we have to watch this hobbit play, we may as well get angry about it. To the Fukudome!
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| God | Jim Hendry |

I TRY NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN BASEBALL GAMES, BUT JIMMY, YOU’RE REALLY PUSHING IT. DO NOT PUT THE LORD YOUR GOD TO THE TEST, MY SON. OR YOU AIN’T WINNIN A WORLD SERIES UNTIL BC GETS LAID.
I saved the 2005 season and the best you can do is call me “toolsy”?
Ugh. Like we needed a reminder. Miles needs to get Smoltz’d.
Hendry, by default. If there was a God, Miles wouldn’t be on the team.
Intrepid Reader: Oleg: There is no God.
Here’s a warning. The next person I meet that calls their useless little dog “my child” or “my baby” is going to get slapped. That is all.
Amen, Moon.
Amen.
ACB has joined the righteous in the fight to drive Kap off the series of interconnected tubes.
Hendry. God tried his best to knock him off by injuring him, but Hendry didn’t DFA when he had the chance. Bring back the Scales of Justice!