That was truly the illustrious BNC Mike.

I wasn’t amused while I was under the impression that this was a fake character, but once I found out that she/he was real, I was overcome with sadness. I can’t imagine how difficult life could be for someone like that…You know, sometimes people with emotional and mental handicaps need to be given a little leeway, especially when it is quite clear that they are a complete waste of space (as demonstrated by that rather large, incoherent post).

Originally Posted By PenFoe
Guys, not to ruin what’s been an epically enjoyable comment thread so far, but that’s not BCN Mike.

And the guy who posted under Daniel Kamen? Probably not him either.

Oh, I’m pretty certain that the guy who posted under Kamen was actually Kamen.

First, Mike D, don’t split hairs like such a fucking faggot. It’s bad enough that you open with a run-on sentence/question, but now I’m supposed to view it as a fucking paragraph. Great.

Here, I read two paragraphs and stopped once I realized the subject was 20K’s vs. Perfect Game. Does that soothe your precious little ego? None of this changes the fact that I don’t read your shit blog and you read every word of mine like every other Cubs fan online. I only ever came here once when some faggot named Fag Kermit was reporting an exchange with Jim Hendry. Everyone at every blog was linking to it otherwise I wouldn’t have known. His reporting was fine as he happened to be there. His opinions were idiotic.

Next, who the fuck is smarting over my not going by Mike here? Idiot. I don’t presume anyone here to know me as ‘Mike’. And if someone’s going to trash my blog in a link, I’m going to state my blog’s name proudly.

And what the fuck is this “Milton Bradley has ZERO wins” shit? I haven’t made any comments since my first one last night. God, I’m always getting fucking impersonated. Flattery. Mike Dildo could use the IP addresses and recognize that I’ve made no other comments until now.

But, it brings up a bigger issue. You idiot statfags lump every non-statfag into the same person. Stat snobs. Little girls:

“Duh, he probably thinks Theriot’s good because he’s small and white! Duh … huh… he probably thinks he’s scrappy. Duh… he probably thinks Bradley sucks because he’s racist… duh … he probably thinks Soriano’s lazy… duh, he probably thinks Z sucks… duh duh…”

I’m generally really positive about the team. I don’t think I’ve dissed a single player this year. I believe Soriano’s not leadoff material and that he’s not worth $17 Million, but I don’t act like he’s a shit player. He’s valuable, so’s Bradley. Z’s the shit.

I’m actually most pleased with something Lou said about the biggest Cubs problem, Heilman. He said he was happy to see those solo shots given up the other night as opposed to walks. I agree. Relievers need to throw strikes. Make the other team beat you. If you’re not confident to throw strikes, you won’t be successful.

And what are these social attacks about ‘no friends’ through the internet? Let me tell you this. I probably spend the least amount of time on this shit as any of you people. I write my shit in two seconds. I guarantee there’s a converse relationship between online friends and real world friends. But anyway, I have my best friend, my girlfriend, some other close friends, and some acquaintances. I wouldn’t want anything beyond that. People with ‘loads of friends’ don’t have any real ones. I don’t want a lot of friends. No one can be a good friend to a lot of friends.

Next, this is not an advertisement. I couldn’t give a fuck less if none of you people ever visited my blog. But, for the people who think I’m a homophobe, I’m tired of the issue. I’m so fucking sick of PC straight white guys acting like moral police all over the fucking place. So, read THIS. It’s my super gay ass blog post.

It amazes me how many people out there can quote my schtick all the fucking time. It just proves who’s the most influential blogger by a long shot. One guy does a whole comment of impersonation. One guy does ‘takes your mom nine months to take a shit’. ‘Quasi Papal’. On and on it goes. Oog, aka Goy Wonder, probably has my whole fucking site memorized by now.

Aren’t you people ashamed at your lack of originality? God, if nothing else on this planet, don’t be boring. You people are a terrible bore and this is the last good thread I’ll provide for you.

You don’t know baseball for shit, you follow baseball gossip like little bitches, you pretend you’re moral authorities, and you’re hopelessly boring. You stupid fucking faggots.

And also, lighten the fuck up. No one has more fun blogging than I do.

Dammit. I was hoping for another perfect game. Well, he went 5 2/3 anyway.

He broke the record for consecutive hitters retired. 43 in a row.

Beat that, Wood.

Originally Posted By CactusMcHarrisFocus on the team and the pitcher (Buehrle) or primarily the pitcher and the catcher (Wood and ?) – you can argue this until WS fans stop snortin’ and mulletin’ and you’d still be no closer to resolving it.

What? Ramon Castro is an All-Star catcher now? This is the first time he caught Buehrle, IIRC.