Comments on: Win a Lou Malnati’s Pizza, AND Mock Hendry and/or Theriot

By: Gina Strobl

Gina Strobl — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 05:04:57 +0000

David Patton is not the only albino on the roster.

By: Christian Wickersham

Christian Wickersham — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:14:00 +0000

Question for Jim Hendry: Are you looking for a 2B and if who are you looking at?

By: BBM

BBM — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:53:43 +0000

Originally Posted By Dr. Kenneth NoisewaterDear Jim: We need more Cajun players on the team, specifically LSU alum. Here are a few I'd like to see in a Cub uniform come the end of July: Brad Hawpe, Aaron Hill, Brian Wilson. I don't care what you need to do to get it done. You could always waive Zambrano and DFA Soriano and Bradley to make room.

Well, with Hendry's BFF as the coach at LSU I have a good feeling you're going to see alot more tigers and less papists from south bend.

By: Grow Stubs Grow

Grow Stubs Grow — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:10:35 +0000

@Bad Kermit - No he just [showed] him how to dress, it's similar but there's slightly less touching. "Hey Mark: Can you zip this up for me? Does this feel hard to you? Thanks! Hey, can we go to the zoo later?!"

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:44:11 +0000

Originally Posted By Grow Stubs Grow
@typical cubs fan –

Which of your teammates has done the most to help you adjust to life in the majors?

Mark DeRosa, he took me under his wing and showed me the ropes on how to act, dress and handle the media. Small things like that which go a long way

Seriously: http://www.ryantheriot.com/qanda/

Did he just say that DeRosa used to dress him?

By: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:02:45 +0000

Dear Jim:

We need more Cajun players on the team, specifically LSU alum. Here are a few I’d like to see in a Cub uniform come the end of July: Brad Hawpe, Aaron Hill, Brian Wilson.

I don’t care what you need to do to get it done. You could always waive Zambrano and DFA Soriano and Bradley to make room.

By: BBM

BBM — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 06:15:22 +0000

Dear Jim Hendry,

Do you not understand how much VORP Adam Dunn would accumulate at SS?

By: patpieper

patpieper — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:32:38 +0000

Jim Will new ownership provide the financing to lock Chad Fox into a long term contract?
Ryan When Fontenot introduces you at Cooperstown, will you guys use the same phonebook?

By: Grow Stubs Grow

Grow Stubs Grow — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:15:02 +0000

Ryan, when Mark DeRosa was teaching you how to dress, did you ever get jealous that they didn’t always have the same suits he wore in ~~kids~~ your sizes? Also, what is the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile?

By: Grow Stubs Grow

Grow Stubs Grow — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:12:16 +0000

@typical cubs fan –

Which of your teammates has done the most to help you adjust to life in the majors?

Mark DeRosa, he took me under his wing and showed me the ropes on how to act, dress and handle the media. Small things like that which go a long way

Seriously: http://www.ryantheriot.com/qanda/