Aramis is back today, along with Angel Guzman and Reed Johnson. The Cubs just got a whole hell of a lot better. They were 11-7 (holy God, it was only 18 games into the season when he went down) with Aramis, and they’ve gone 29-32 without him. A Cub lineup that looks like it finally figured out how to hit is going to look even better tonight. Now Lou needs to get creative to get Jake Fox as many at-bats as possible (left field is still taken, meatheads).
Aramis’ return shouldn’t overshadow the return of the Cubs’ most valuable bullpen pitcher and one of their best bench players, but it will. Because of this awesomeness.
Welcome back, you cock-fighting badass. We missed you.
They were 16-13 when he got hurt. But remember, he’d already missed 11 games before that when he got hurt before.
@Andy – Ah ha. I was too lazy to figure out why the numbers didn’t work out. I should have said 11-7 in games in which he played.
Doom?
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
/Of course, I ALWAYS feel that way. Hence, the name.
Does Aramis coming off the DL hurt our chances for a DeRosa trade?
Because DeRosa is the answer to all the Cubs problems.
Once DeRosa put on the Cardinals jersey he became dead to me. It will be good to see Ramirez back in the fold again. I went to his last rehab start in Peoria and he looks pretty good for a guy who dislocated his shoulder a few months ago. I don’t know what the hell the Cubs are going to do with Fox. It’s too fucking bad he can’t play 2nd base. That would solve two problems: getting Fox’s bat in the lineup and keeping Fontenot’s out.
These photographs made me really, really happy.
ain’t nothin like some good ol’ fashion aramis-lovin.
Aramis-lovin? That is what Geo is for…oh no, wait, he is the weed dealer.
Oh well doesnt matter they are all gay.
Chad Fox is the last missing piece of the puzzle. Any news?
Aramis, I love every single ounce of you. I love the girly way you run the bases. I love your horribly mis-matched voice. I love when you take a swing and know from the second the bat leaves the ball that it’s going into the bleachers. I. Love. You.
Now let’s spread him out in the lineup so he’s not just going back-to-back with Lee.
@Jarritos –
True– just ask Cesar Izturis.
@ThatCubSongisREALLYGay! – If you’re going to troll, can you at least be funny and creative? I can appreciate a good MetsMan1980 trolling, but don’t bring this weak shit onto my site.
I don’t see why people bother to think it’s funny joking about Geo and weed.
Marijuana is a medically prescribed analgesic, I mean, do you get all crazy when someone pops a fucking Tylenol with codeine without a prescription, too? …holy shit.
Besides, Geo– I’m dry, hook it up.