Comments on: Welcome Back, Derrek Lee

By: Ryan Beariot

Ryan Beariot — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:02:02 +0000

Derrek didnt hit a game tying HR today. Doom? Dooooooooooooooooooooooom!

and where’s the damn podcast?

By: The Joke

The Joke — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 01:34:55 +0000

Man, you have a nice run for a post or two, and then – BAM! – you’re left in a heap by the side of the road, moaning in a pool of your own blood. Thanks a lot, guys. Thanks a LOT.

By: Neck

Neck — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:45:01 +0000

Jesus Christ, could you two stop fighting? It’s killing me up here!

By: D.Lee's Batting Average

D.Lee's Batting Average — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:39:06 +0000

Hey guys, I’m back. Was in Shanghai for the past couple of months, and let me tell you I did some craaaaazy shit over there! You haven’t lived until you’ve done blow off the ass of a 18 year old Chinese whore. Anyways, what’d I miss?

By: Child of Slipped Disk in Lee's Neck

Child of Slipped Disk in Lee's Neck — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:33:59 +0000

If mommy and daddy divorce, does it mean me and L5 have to split time between the lumbar region and daddy’s apartment in the thoracic region?

By: Chris P

Chris P — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:30:23 +0000

Wow, I feel really bad for that disk. No one needs to live with that kind of wife.

No wonder D. Lee was having such a hard time with the bat.

By: Wife of Slipped Disk in Lee's Neck

Wife of Slipped Disk in Lee's Neck — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:23:06 +0000

So this is where you spend your free time? Gallivanting about the comments section in some sports blog with a bunch of strange men? Criticizing me? I do EVERYTHING for you. I cook you dinner, I clean your fucking laundry, I take care of the kid disks ALL DAY, and I still find the energy at the end of the day to lay there while you feebly attempt to satisfy me, Is it so hard to believe that *I* might want a little luxury now and then? Maybe I want to be spoiled once in a while? Lord knows you’d never buy anything nice for me, anyhow–you forgot my birthday AND you forgot our anniversary this year. Big shock. BIG shock there. I even stood by you when you were banging that Coccyx down there on the lower spine! You know what? I’ve had enough of this, and I’ve had enough of you. I want to SEPARATE, and I don’t care how it misaligns the neck!

By: Slipped Disk in Lee's Neck

Slipped Disk in Lee's Neck — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:18:51 +0000

And even though you didn’t bother to ask, I’m doing fine I guess. Although my wife disk seems to think it’s fine to spend $300 on shoes, then complain when I buy a nice bottle of scotch for one sixth that amount. I guarantee I will still have some left in the bottle by the time she boxes them back up and they disappear into the back of the closet forever. It’s not like I spend all day in the spine working so she can afford nice things and drink martinis all day with her vapid friends. Oh wait, it is like that. God forbid a hardworking disk has a nice tall drink waiting for him when he gets home.

Bitch.

But other than that, doing pretty well.

By: Slipped Disk in Lee's Neck

Slipped Disk in Lee's Neck — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:03:20 +0000

Maybe you shouldn’t talk about me like I’m not here. You could just ask me if I’m better.

By: John Gundich

John Gundich — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:01:26 +0000

I was at the game on Friday when Lee cracked 2 homers, and I thought I was back in 2005. He looks like a completely different person. Maybe that slipped disk in his neck is finally better. Whatever it is…it’s a huge relief.