As you know, the Sun-Times ran its “Whose Fans are Hotter?” competition this week. There are some ridiculous douche wrappers on both sides of town. But in the interest of fairness, I picked a couple of similar poses (minus the hardware, of course) to throw into the Fukudome. I had to pass up on some definite gems on the South side of town. But as a token of my good will, White Sox fans, HOLY SHIT.
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| This guy | That guy |
Kaplan has spent his entire post game show ripping Soriano, and bleating about “idiots like Bad Kermit who keep emailing me” saying “Soriano hung the moon.”
LMAO. You guys are really getting in Kaplan’s head.
I miss colour me badd.
Wait Kaplan said something not about Mark Derosa or Chone Figgins?
I’m shocked.
Bad Kermit, you have now seen how much power I wield among the elderly. This ends whenever you want it to. Just give me your phone number and address and we can talk about it. Cool? Thanks, buddy!
Let me remind you, David Kaplan is a human being with feelings, and a mind like a steel trap, he is setting you up , tread carefully. . .
and a skin tone that would make george hamilton jealous.
I’m not too worried. Kaplan can’t even dress himself.
If he’d let me comment on his blog I’d stop e-mailing him. What a fucking baby.
This guy and that guy are both the SAME guy!!!
So, I’m cruising ESPN channels, hoping that I can see some highlights of the Cubs third walk-off win, this one in 13 innings.
ESPN is showing baseball highlights! YAY! Oh, no! It’s only the Mets!
ESPN2 is showing baseball highlights! YAY! Oh, no! It’s the Yankees!
And then I joked: “The trifecta would be if they showed the Boston highlights next” – Surprise, surprise! The next highlights: Boston.
Geez, ESPN sucks on baseball.
@BBM –
Yeah, but I still don’t want to sex you up.
I voted for that guy, even though this guy is almost looking to become that guy, who’s looking like he’s wondering if he needs to go home to change himself or if he can do it in the public restroom.
This guys sucks far worse than That guy. That guy is expected. No one wants This guy to become the norm.
Let me second what fearless leader Jake just said. Plus This Guy is a Cub fan. There’s no reason to look so smug, This Guy. Quit giving Cub fans a bad name.
Do you have to pay TDubbs royalties to use his photo?
Hey Al,
Stop commenting under my persona, thanks.
I hate to continue TMS lockstep, but I agree with Jake and The Shooter. I have very low expectations for Sox fans anyway.