Comments on: Screw You, Guy Who Invented Modern Anniversary Gifts

By: JerBear

JerBear — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:49:07 +0000

Totinos are the only frozen pizzas that are worth eating. I think it’s just because it’s a shitty frozen pizza, and they know that it’s just a shitty frozen pizza, so they don’t try to dress it up like it’s something special. It really doesn’t even taste like pizza, but somehow it works.

By: Moon

Moon — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:07:51 +0000

Totino’s has made pizza since I was a kid, and that’s a LONG time ago. In the 80s, their pizzas were 99 cents. They were totally awful, but if you scraped all their crap off the top and put your own sauce and cheese and extras on it, it wasn’t bad.

/This was before pre-made pizza crust.

By: Mr. Totino

Mr. Totino — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:48:54 +0000

@Poon - YOu wrote that with one hand, didnt you?

By: Bad Kermit

Bad Kermit — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:35:31 +0000

@Poon - You bought a $150 pizza? Holy shit, dude.

By: Poon

Poon — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:22:52 +0000

Originally Posted By Bad Kermit
Originally Posted By TDubbsTotino's makes just a pizza now? They're no longer stuck to just roll form?
They do. They are delicious and absolutely terrible for you.

The amount of love I have for the $150 Totino's triple meat pizza is creepy. When all the crust falls off teh bottom and and you're left with the crust crumbles after you finish it....yum.

By: Mr. Totino

Mr. Totino — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:24:49 +0000

@Irish Yeti - you obviously havnt tried the Totino's Combination Pizza. Under $2 and amazing. Homos.

By: Irish Yeti

Irish Yeti — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 17:20:12 +0000

Originally Posted By Bad Kermit
Originally Posted By TDubbsTotino's makes just a pizza now? They're no longer stuck to just roll form?
They do. They are delicious and absolutely terrible for you.

Actually they suck balls... but that's ok.

By: Fork

Fork — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:15:21 +0000

There has got to be something at Lovers Lane that you can plug in…

By: Frasier Crane

Frasier Crane — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:01:29 +0000

Marmol needes to get his shit together & stop walking everybody!

By: CactusMcHarris

CactusMcHarris — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:09:03 +0000

Let me ask you this – even with the possibility of Viagra, this is still some impressive wood.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/Johnny_D/May2009143.jpg