Fair warning. If you like Todd Hundley or any of the Hundley clan, you probably shouldn’t read the following story. Everyone still with me? Okay, good. I had to share this nugget sent in by a reader which- Well, I’ll just let the story speak for itself.

Yesterday i went to the cubs game with a few friends (it was nice to see them pull their heads out of their asses) and this girl i have been hanging out with lately. Her last name was Hundley. I thought nothing of it, many people have a last name of hundley. After the game we all went to the dugout to meet up with a bunch of other friends. One of the friends i met up with has apperently slept with this girl. I asked her was she any good. And he said it wasnt anything special but shes a fucking nut case who takes after her dad. Then he told me he was shocked i was hanging out with her because of how much I hate her dad. (RED FLAG) I didnt understand what he ment by this because i had never ment her father. We ordered another round of beers and then tried to figure out who was driving home. I said i would, but everyone was not in favor of this because of how much i’d been drinking. Then she told me I dont want a DUI, she said her dad got one and it was a big headache even though he got out of it! I calmy asked, whos your dad? And of course, it was, Todd Hundley…. I couldnt beleive it, I said “Your dad was in the MLB?” and she said “Yeah he even played for the cubs, do you want to meet him??” at this point I lost my shit… “Do i want to meet? No I dont want to meet the man who is the exact opposite of what a baseball player is supposed to be, bull shit your dad was taking medication the lazy bastard was drinking if your a profesional athlete you can pass a sobriety on fucking viagra (i took that one from you)” Then i demanded payment from her father for all the games i had to watch him catch at. She spit in my face and stormed off crying. Would i have dont it sober? probably not. But at least it took out of some of my frustration.

HJE does not condone antagonizing the friends and/or family of any former players we hate, but demanding a refund for Hundley games is pretty outstanding. If you have any absurd stories that you want to submit to the Roundup, please send them to the e-mail address in the sidebar. Now, we have a lot of stuff to get to, so let’s get to it:

May the weekend ahead hold a similar exchange for all of you.

-Sweet Uncle Lou