Our good friend Hitler is back, and he’s not too happy to hear that Aramis Ramirez is hurt.
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Not as good as the winter meetings Hitler but still fun to watch.
Brilliant. This was even better than the offseason one.
@Frasier Crane – CURSES!
Awesome…simply awesome.
“Sort of like this, only with more twisting.”
That’s great.
“Don’t cry, Neal Cotts.”
Gold plated bacon-wrapped gold.
And bringing up Hundley? WTH? He’s old news like the underwear I wore six years ago.
I did like the nutsack twist dialogue.
@Black Mark Grace – Don’t get me wrong. I like both clips & even the third one which hasn’t been made yet. But why do you like this better than the “Winter Meetings”? The Cory P reference was better than Paul B one. “I thought Fukudome batted left-handed?” “My Furor Fukudome sucks” Kermit, please try to work C. Hill’s accident into the next one.
i love how much credit barry rozner gets. as if anyone reads him south of Arlington Heights. Or north.
This has been done before IDITO
Deadspin mentioned HJE today.
I love Hitler lecturing Cubs fans about being less racist. I fell out of my chair. Well done, sir. (Again)
The “don’t cry, Neal Cotts” had me laughing out loud and getting weird looks in the office
@TJ Z. –
I agree, the Neal Cotts line was stellar!
How can I share this on Facebook? I need to show this to my grandchildren. As a WWII vet & life-long time Cub ( I missed the 1945 series because of Hitler ) fan this has my approval.
@dmb – I saw that. It was pretty random.
@Duke Kunka – I added a “Share on Facebook” link at the bottom of the posts that should work. Thank you for all you have done for your country and for the world.
Hahahaha! I love these.
That was a GREAT movie, BTW, in a creepy sort of way. Everyone should see, if they haven’t.
I just need to see the cubbies win it all to make my life complete. Thanks for the facebook link. The internet is really something. God bless you Kermit.@Bad Kermit -
if this duke guy is on the level, the fact that he fought in WW II, missed the ’45 series because of Hitler and now has a facebook account and wants to know how to “share” a funny video that jokes about Hitler being a Cubs fan, well, it makes this country all the much better. I mean could you imagine explaining this to yourself 64 years ago.
“Well, there’s this thing called the Internet. You can read news from anywhere on it, talk to people across the globe in real time, watch live TV, and you can go to these web sites where sarcastic folks make jokes about Hitler being a Cubs fan, and then laugh along with your grandkids! … Also we got a Negro President.”
@thankful jew – Agreed. Hell, I’m an evil Kraut, and I’m thankful for folks like him. My mom can barely turn on a computer, and she wasn’t even born by the time WWII ended. Our soldiers and veterans kick ass.
I wish we had digital cameras back then. An American GI had absolutely no problems getting tail in Europe during the 1940′s & even the 1950′s. All I have are the memories now.
Seriously, though, this Hitler video is from a movie. People have done jokes like this before. This isn’t original.
Yah I used this in my court case against Lilith to stress the point. It doesn’t matter if Kermit originally added subtitles to Downfall. These films are Chicago Treasures!
man. i thought “bad kermit” casted this video with german-speaking actors, shot it on high-definition film, and edited it so the actions would match his smart-ass subtitles and neal cotts’ joke. i feel used like scott eyre’s belt.
Are you joking? I mean, it’s obviously not made by Kermit. He totally put his own words. That’s not really what it says in German.
Cry, Neal Cotts. Cry and then quit the game of baseball. You do not play it proficiently.
Geez, Kermit, how the hell did you get Bruno Ganz, Germany’s greatest actor, wearer of the Iffland Ring (look it up!) to act in your silly little Cubs video? You are awesome. What connections! Can you introduce me to Indiana Jones?
:D
Best laugh I have had all week. Thank you.
Can someone post the spring training video? I can’t find the link
@MArk giangreco roman wrestling – Here it is.