Friday afternoon, the Cubs traded totally-useless outfielder Joey Gathright to the (snicker) Baltimore Orioles for Ryan Freel. Freel is clearly one of the weirdest dudes in baseball. He has a knack for flinging his body full-speed into walls, trying to pick up girls on Craigslist for “breakfast”, and getting good and lubed up for an old-fashioned arresting. Oh, and he has a midget living in his head. He’s also probably your starting third baseman for the foreseeable future. Since God hates me and all of you, Aramis Ramirez has a dislocated shoulder. Eat shit, fate. Anyhow, it’s Fukudome (who, by the way, has sucked in May) time.
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| Farney | Ryan Freel |
He has Oleg talking in his head. I just figured Oleg had voices talking in his head.
This is fucking funny. Hahaha
If Farney can throw strikes, get him up in the fucking bullpen!
@djwoody –
No. we tried Farny in the bullpen a few years ago. Didn’t work out too well.