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Tiny-armed Florida Marlins second baseman Dan Uggla set an MLB record last night, committing twelve errors in a 23-3 loss to the Chicago Cubs. Uggla’s atrophied arms were unable to corral any of the twelve balls hit at him during the game.

I guess April is the time to play your worst baseball. Ryan Theriot once again couldn’t handle pressue D and dropped DLee’s throw in the top of 10th. Ryan Theriot you suck. You are the 2007 Michael Barrett. I hope Mike Fontenot punches you in the face and you get traded for a Baltimore retard. Good thing the Bulls won in triple OT tonight
It would take 21 games for the 2009 Cubs to score that many runs.
Did we hit the denial part of the season already? Awesome.
Wow. That’s even worse than Knoblauch.
Uggla is off the juice? Thats too bad, he was always my favorite player to hate.