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The Cubs have released Neal Cotts into the wild in an effort to allow him to re-assimilate himself with his family, a band of mountaineers. Cotts, the worst member of a bad 2009 Cubs bullpen, was released Tuesday morning. Upon hearing the news, Cotts immediately killed and ate a squirrel, placed a pot upon his head, added tassels to all of his clothes, and ran off into the woods. Cotts was last seen on the South Side of Chicago in a coonskin cap firing a musket at a grizzly bear.
