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The Cubs have released Neal Cotts into the wild in an effort to allow him to re-assimilate himself with his family, a band of mountaineers. Cotts, the worst member of a bad 2009 Cubs bullpen, was released Tuesday morning. Upon hearing the news, Cotts immediately killed and ate a squirrel, placed a pot upon his head, added tassels to all of his clothes, and ran off into the woods. Cotts was last seen on the South Side of Chicago in a coonskin cap firing a musket at a grizzly bear.
The South Side Grizzly Bear? None other than Jose Contreras.
The Cotts terror warning level is at black watch plaid here on the south side. All children are being escorted by adults on their way to school, warning sirens have been going off for about an hour and a half, and rumor has it Kenny Williams has a gleam in his eye about snatching up a steal.
Was the grizzly bleeding pink?
@Jake – If it was, why would ti be on the South Side?
Not surprisingly, he missed on all four shots.
Oh BK, why do you tease me? Please let this post come true. I’ll take Neal Cotts for a drive in the woods and let him go, just like Homer did to Chief Wiggum. Fuck, Reed Johnson could probably get more left-handed batters out than Neal Cotts.
Some people don’t read: http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/4/28/857147/chase-field-is-still-the-cubs#14940894