Several times this weekend, I had delusions of grandeur that I would write five “Top 79 Cub Killers of My Time” entries and schedule them to post each day this week. Since that would have been about a 10,000-time increase in the posting rate of the Top 79, I don’t know why I thought that was remotely feasible. Instead, for the remaining four days of this week, you will be treated to what I assume the Cubs headlines are this week. I won’t have much internet access, and I probably won’t be able to watch the games. That limits my ability to give you the cutting-edge and up-to-the-minute information that HJE usually provides. But, honestly, after this past week of games, I could use a break from the team. So, enjoy this week of nonsense, and for God’s sake try not to burn the place down while I’m gone.
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Best thing I’ve seen posted here in awhile….
“Joel, can you come in here, please. Do you hear anything odd, Joel? A preponderence of bass perhaps? This is not a toy for you and your friends to play with, Joel. You will be expected to use it properly or you will not use it at all”.
I guess it’s time to meet at Kermit’s house for a kegger. We don’t even need access to the house, just the yard, we can made do with his patio furniture and I’m sure there are enough trees for us to pee on.
I say we head out to Home Deopt and stock up on tile, thinset, mastic and grout.
Then just leave it all in his bathroom.
@Andy –
I’ll bring the bourbon and the hookers.
5/2 Odds BK comes home with Swine Flu.