Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a Cubs blog. But yesterday, the Bears acquired Jay Cutler, arguably the best quarterback they’ve ever had. Who knew he was so jacked? And who knew a Google image search for “Jay Cutler” would yield such surprising results? Anyhow, Roundup time.

If you’re in Kermit’s league for Neifiball, don’t forget about the draft tomorrow at noon Central time. See you jerks on Opening Day.

-Sweet Uncle Lou