Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Holy Crap, a Quarterback” Edition


Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a Cubs blog. But yesterday, the Bears acquired Jay Cutler, arguably the best quarterback they’ve ever had. Who knew he was so jacked? And who knew a Google image search for “Jay Cutler” would yield such surprising results? Anyhow, Roundup time.

If you’re in Kermit’s league for Neifiball, don’t forget about the draft tomorrow at noon Central time. See you jerks on Opening Day.

-Sweet Uncle Lou


8 thoughts on “Sweet Uncle Lou’s Friday Roundup: The “Holy Crap, a Quarterback” Edition

  • CactusMcHarris

    Uncle Lou,

    That lawn commercial is great – I’ll bet you’ve trimmed some bushes in your time, eh?

  • CactusMcHarris

    And one more thing – are any of the 2001 Iowa Cubs still with the Cubs? I didn’t see anyone that’s been reported in these august pages lately…except Our Man Corey.

  • murcer

    Thanks, Sweet Uncle Lou- I greatly appreciate your recaps considering I’m surrounded by Cards news all day (in St. Louis for 2 months now). All cards scribes write on is fundamentals. It’s nice for the first week, but I don’t give a fuck about Khalil Green’s batting stance. Great job and on time also!!!

  • CactusMcHarris

    Originally Posted By murcerThanks, Sweet Uncle Lou- I greatly appreciate your recaps considering I’m surrounded by Cards news all day (in St. Louis for 2 months now). All cards scribes write on is fundamentals. It’s nice for the first week, but I don’t give a fuck about Khalil Green’s batting stance. Great job and on time also!!!

    Especially since he’s a good-field, no-hit s/s. OTOH, he’s still the only member of the Bahai faith to make it to the major leagues.

  • Moon

    Morrissey is an idiot if he thinks Cutler will be a worst distraction than T.O.!!

    /And his head DOES look like a thumb! With nail fungus. He should one of those nail fungus remover gels dealies.

  • Moon

    If you are already making plans for next year’s April Fools’ Day, read this.

    The best one of all is, of course, a baseball team that doesn’t win the World Series for a CENTURY!

    /That HAS to be a hoax!!!!!

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