First, congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks for clinching their first playoff appearance since 2002. Good luck, guys. As Jay Cutler Day in Chicago winds to a close, I’m reminded of the other newly-arrived stud Chicago athlete, Milton Bradley. Both guys are cocky, both are surly, and both are athletic freaks of nature. With that, let’s put them into the Fukudome.
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VS. |  |
| Milton Bradley | Jay Cutler |
Cubs are my #1 team, and I’m pretty stoked about Crazy Uncle Milty, but there’s no comparison.
Blurry Jay Cutler gets my vote.
I acknowledge that Cutler is a bigger acquisition, yet I still don’t care about the Bears. Mr. Tons-of-Fun gets my vote.
Wait, was this a vote on who has the more oddly-misshapen head?
Wait! Misshapen head? I may have to change my vote!!!
LOL.