HJE is going to be getting a bit of a facelift tonight, so if you experience intermittent load problems or a bizarre look to the site, don’t be alarmed. The upgrade should make the site look a lot neater and more functional. Excitement.
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While I appreciate the note, this would really work better as a FanPost. Please take a few moments to review the Community Guidelines. Harumph.
This isn’t the best comment, but it’s the RIGHT one. Thanks for understanding.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on that fucking site:
What a delusional dipshit.
I think the shit is funniest on here when everyone just rags on that dumbass.
In general, I’ve found that those inclined to censorship are the first to wrap themselves in the flag of free expression. Nobody who actually supports free expression through their actions has any need to convince others they support it with their statements.
I like the new site. It’s pretty. The colors are very soothing. Very Astros like. Are you going to rename it Hire Hal Lanier?
Oh, and if you really do start Twittering. I’m going to poop in your driveway.
Again.
There’ll be no twittering from me. I haven’t done speed since college.
I hope your not finished, this site looks like a frontpage template– web 2.0 is played out like the jerry curl. Where’s the soul?
and i hope I can get used to the red lettering but not having a banner is kind of crazy. content is still good, of course
All of a sudden a guy turns 2 years old and has to get a face lift?
Fucking mid-life crisis…did you buy a Corvette too?
Wait until HJE dumps it’s first wife for the trophy wife.
Oh, I’m not done yet. The banner will be back. I just got tired. And I still don’t know what the hell Twitter is. It just came with the new version.
@Bad Kermit – Oh, I’m on Twitter, but I’m not quite sure what it really does. I believe you can follow the Commish at cst_cubs or something like that. He’s a master Twitterer.
I don’t know where you live, yet, but if you start twittering I will poop all over this site. It will come in the form of inane comments and stupid arguements.
Again.
This is all just very confusing. I’m going to take a nap.
If I can make a suggestion:
Less “articles” and more porn.
A couple suggestions…
1. Go back to the white background on the SBox.
2. That line on the top, “One man CAN save a franchise.” is really hard to read.
Granted, I’m old and losing vision and resistant to change, but those are my $0.02.
@PenFoe – I appreciate the constructive criticism. I’ll think about the Sbox, but I’m enjoying torturing TDubbs right now. As for the silly line, it’s just a placeholder for now until I can get this up there without screwing up the formatting:
If anyone has suggestions, I’m all ears. I tried for a while last night, got frustrated, and decided to play MLB 2K9 instead.