Comments on: The Muskbox is Going Global http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/ Fri, 25 May 2012 04:06:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Jarritos http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42877 Jarritos Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:50:31 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42877 <a href='#comment-42810' rel="nofollow">@SplintChesthair</a> - Man do I love me some good oldfashioned oldfashioned talk. @SplintChesthair –
Man do I love me some good oldfashioned oldfashioned talk.

]]> By: StPatrick http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42831 StPatrick Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:35:17 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42831 Sample Lilly blog entry: I can't wait to get back to Chicago after spring training! I miss being home. The first thing I plan on doing is going to the Home Depot to pick up rope, shovels, and a few big bags of quicklime for...oh, yeah, gardening! I love plants! Uhhh, Chicago has the best fans in the majors or something. /resumes sharpening Bowie knife while mutttering unintelligeably about "them" Sample Lilly blog entry:

I can’t wait to get back to Chicago after spring training! I miss being home. The first thing I plan on doing is going to the Home Depot to pick up rope, shovels, and a few big bags of quicklime for…oh, yeah, gardening! I love plants! Uhhh, Chicago has the best fans in the majors or something.

/resumes sharpening Bowie knife while mutttering unintelligeably about “them”

]]> By: blueslack http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42812 blueslack Tue, 10 Mar 2009 22:54:30 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42812 Lou can say "goddamn" in any language. It's just a thing he can do. It's like he knows Solomon's secret language of the birds, but only the dirty bits. Seconding a Lily-blog. It wouldn't even be much effort--just cut and paste big chunks from American Psycho, only replace "Armani" with "fastball" and "hooker" with "Albert Pujols". Lou can say “goddamn” in any language. It’s just a thing he can do. It’s like he knows Solomon’s secret language of the birds, but only the dirty bits.

Seconding a Lily-blog. It wouldn’t even be much effort–just cut and paste big chunks from American Psycho, only replace “Armani” with “fastball” and “hooker” with “Albert Pujols”.

]]> By: Bad Kermit http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42811 Bad Kermit Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:55:15 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42811 <a href='#comment-42810' rel="nofollow">@SplintChesthair</a> - There are many things in this world that consistently bring me joy, and the word "pantaloons" is in the top five. @SplintChesthair – There are many things in this world that consistently bring me joy, and the word “pantaloons” is in the top five.

]]> By: SplintChesthair http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42810 SplintChesthair Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:51:02 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42810 My word! Those South Side ruffians are deigning to insult me by reciting "Go Cubs Go" in a jeering manner! I should say, what unsporting behavior by those devotees of the Chicago American League Ball Club! Mayhaps I should petition the Muskbox to have the offending song stricken from mine ears in perpetuity! Oh, my pantaloons have been besmirched! My word! Those South Side ruffians are deigning to insult me by reciting “Go Cubs Go” in a jeering manner! I should say, what unsporting behavior by those devotees of the Chicago American League Ball Club! Mayhaps I should petition the Muskbox to have the offending song stricken from mine ears in perpetuity! Oh, my pantaloons have been besmirched!

]]> By: TDubbs http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42809 TDubbs Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:45:27 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42809 Paul M. has a vagina. Paul M. has a vagina.

]]> By: morpheus http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42808 morpheus Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:41:34 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42808 "How the hell did Ivan DeJesus end up in a Muskbox?" Well... if he's good enough to be on the BCB Top 100, it's just a matter of time before he permeates all of the Cubs blog universe. “How the hell did Ivan DeJesus end up in a Muskbox?” Well… if he’s good enough to be on the BCB Top 100, it’s just a matter of time before he permeates all of the Cubs blog universe.

]]> By: Mike C. http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42806 Mike C. Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:05:19 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42806 This was the exchange I was hoping for? CARRIE: Hey, Lou, Cubs fans were wondering why all the talk about putting Bradley in Right instead of Center? Johnson and Fukudome could platoon in right? LOU: Who the fuck are you? CARRIE: Answer the question old man. LOU: Bradley does not have the legs for Center anymore. CARRIE: So the Cubs just signed Cliff Floyd to a 3 year $30 million dollar deal? LOU: ...Fuck This was the exchange I was hoping for?

CARRIE: Hey, Lou, Cubs fans were wondering why all the talk about putting Bradley in Right instead of Center?
Johnson and Fukudome could platoon in right?

LOU: Who the fuck are you?

CARRIE: Answer the question old man.

LOU: Bradley does not have the legs for Center anymore.

CARRIE: So the Cubs just signed Cliff Floyd to a 3 year $30 million dollar deal?

LOU: …Fuck

]]> By: xene http://hirejimessian.com/2009/03/10/the-muskbox-is-going-global/comment-page-1/#comment-42802 xene Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:49:04 +0000 http://hirejimessian.com/?p=3629#comment-42802 Maybe "Lilly" should have his weekly blog, here on this site. Maybe “Lilly” should have his weekly blog, here on this site.

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