Happy second birthday, HJE. I didn’t get you anything because, quite frankly, you’ve really let yourself go in the past two years. You’ve had 1,124 posts, 10,941+ comments, 105,687 spam comments, and a couple of facelifts in your two years. CT is somehow your “best” commenter, followed by bocaj, StPatrick, BigFlax, and PenFoe. Your most active discussions are about Carlos’ punching bag, a bunch of meth addicts, a completely ripped-off video, MetsMan1980, and Lucky Pierre. If you survive until three years old, hopefully the T79 will find its way to completion. Maybe your terrible twos be merry and productive.