Holy Cow! You’re right ;)

First that there are no oldtimers rambling on about how much Banks, Dawson, Sandberg, and all those other losers who wore a Cubs uni more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how Ron Santo played the game the way it was meant to be played or some nonsense like that.

Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. I hate those things. If I wasn’t politically correct, I’d say those things were gay. And while we’re at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I’m a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn’t have to deal with idiots.

Finally, no Haray Carey imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I’m trying to have an intelligent baseball discussion is for some halfwit to respond with “Holy Cow” or “Oh boy Oh boy”. This tiresome hasbeen wore out his welcome 20 years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent Cub fans everywhere.

I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I’ll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you’ll all enjoy my insights into the Cubs and baseball in general. I’ll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.