Hey, stupids. This week’s Friday Roundup is going to go CRAZY and have a theme. What have we learned from two Spring Training games?
- Sometimes revenge is NOT a dish best served cold.
- Milton Bradley isn’t going to last fifty games.
- The Brewers are going to be horrible.
- MLB: The Show is going to be awesome (thanks to Joe for the link).
- When there’s no story to be had, the media will make one up.
- The Muskrat thinks you need to know more about…Jeff Stevens?
- Sometimes, it’s nice to know it’s not your problem.
- Ryan Dempster isn’t the only one who can’t get out the incomparable James Loney.
- Gordon Wittenmyer doesn’t watch baseball.
- I’ve been sniffing glue again.
- You can only sweat so many gallons before you have to call it quits.
- Wrigley Field isn’t a ballpark. It’s a concert hall.
- Cubs fans love taking steaming dumps on Harry’s memory.
- At least one Bears fan is going to miss bringing Rexy back.
- Ozzie Guillen and I have the same fantasy.
- Beer is still delicious.
- Words are in danger of going extinct.
- Google is working with the Stonecutters.
- Geeks can explain the geeky reason why geeks hate that geek George Lucas.
- Having exhausted all other comedians’ material, Dane Cook has resorted to ripping off video game reviewers.
- Kirk Cameron hasn’t done anything this awesome since Growing Pains.
- Local comedian Ken Schultz shows us that there is hope for you losers.
Well, that’s it for me, jokers. It’s almost time to take the next step on the road to 173-0. Have a good weekend.
-Sweet Uncle Lou
